Linux Developer Gets Laid
Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.
“I still have trouble believing it myself,” said Todd. “I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of ‘The Matrix’ since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another.”
Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. “It’s pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement,” said Fred Simpson. “If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed.”
Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, “We’re tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho’s in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who’s laughing now?”
Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, “We thought we’d all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing.”
This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.
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mah… amu cu poate parerea de rau si ruperea de pula… zii tu drept cu mana pe inima si jurand pe Biblie cand ai futut ultima oara ( sau prima) :))) las ca astia cu win is pe pula lor:))
pai is numa ei cu pula lor toata ziua. ai dreptate marci
sa-ti dea dumnezeu sanatate, ca gura pacatosului adevar graieste
no vezi… si cand te chem la cafea ca poate poate mai bagi si tu animalu la caldurica si la umezeala sa se mai inmoaie pcelea… zici ca esti bizi…
a-ti sarit peste paragraful
“Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, “We’re tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho’s in our face.” ”
nu tre sa mergi sa cumperi matrix ca sa …aham, si nici cafeaua cu tine marci nu e o solutie.
ma eu cati windowsi admini stiu..cam unu are nevasta si si ala e alin. Ca Linux admin fiind iti zic cu mana pe inima ca am pierdut numaru la got laid. LINUX RULLZ FTW!
corect ai zis: nu m-ai vazut tu.
la cum zici tu, linux adminii sunt niste bitches. man bitches. haha
bitches who got laid. open source ce dreq :))